Videos

WTF

Phone Sex Granny
So much for the image of sweet old ladies cooking homely dinners. Sex pervert alert!
Thundercats Dirty Make-Over
Seems like The Thundercats have soured with old age...
Shocking Dutch Stripping Ad
And it all started so well...!
Melon Smashing Melonhead
He's a human smoothie maker. Special topping: dandruff.

Owned

Dog Wees in Owner's Mouth
That'll be the last time he flaunts his pet Pug's genitals on camera.
Toy Car Head Smash
At least the pratt didn't forget to wear a helmet.
Nasty Falls Compilation
This wincing collection of failed stunts isn't for the weak of stomach
Guitarist Takes Out Fan
Even if their music was any good, they still wouldn't have any fans with relations like this.

NSFW

Naked Lady Headrests
This flailing Japanese chatshow found the perfect way to boost its ratings!
Turtle Sex - Horny Little Fellow Gives it Some!
Ever wondered what turtles are like when they get it on? Wonder no more!
Playboy Olympics - Bouncing Bikini Sportiness!
If only Britain 2012 went a bit more like this!
Sweary Transformers
This isn't how we remembered the old kid's cartoon!

Funny

The Prodigy Grandpa - Scary Old Man!
He's a twisted, firestartin' old man. Be afraid!
Chivalry is Dead
Chatting-up a lady and finding out she's taken is pretty annoying...
Greatest Wedding Entrance Ever - Utterly Amazing!
Guaranteed to bring a tear to your eye. This is complete genius!
Idiot House Demolisher
Somebody get this clot a safety manual.

Celeb

Buzz Aldrin Chins Reporter - Crisp Right Hook!
The 'moonwalker' lands a crisp punch in the face of a man who thinks the moon landings were a fake
Carmen Electra Takes a Tumble
Anything Carmen Electra does is sexy - even when she's falling on her arse!
Is Randy Berlusconi at it Again?
The Italian PM is always in the papers for his saucy shenanigans!
Ted Danson's Sex Tips and Bedding Lines!
When Ted Danson played the sex pest barman in Cheers, it possibly wasn't too much of a change from his normal self. Here are some of his best lines for

Sport

Amazing Motorcycle Flips!
Where bike racing meets gymnastics. So graceful!
Plonker Records Beckham Interview on his Notepad!
Someone needs to brush up their interviewing technique!
Bees Invade Cricket Game
A mix of test match sporting fun and a B-movie horror.
Funniest Celebration Ever!
Winning rally driver makes a willy of himself by falling out of his car

Cool

Incredible Slo-Mo Breakdancing
Watch as his skull bone is slowly grated away
Rick Astley Vs Nirvana - Brilliant Mash-Up!
'80s bopper gets mashed with grunge legends, courtesy of DJ Morgoth!
Pots and Pans Drummer!
Great skills, shame he's about to get fired from his cooking job!
Extreme Trampoline
Bouncey dude brings new-found coolness to the world of trampolining.

Cars and Bikes

Fastest Ever Jaguar Car - 225 MPH!!!
The new Jaguar XFR Prototype hit a staggering 225.675 MPH. Not bad for a four door saloon!
Insane Exhaust Pipes!
What this guy lacks in some departments, he clearly makes up for in others!
Ken Block's Amazing Rally Video!
Ken Block is one of those blokes you just want to punch for being too good at everything. He's done a bit of skateboarding and motocross, but most notably he's
Muscle Car's Outta Control!
Like it's possessed by The Exorcist demon, or something.

Monkey TV

Behind-the-Scenes at Monkey Magazine!
See how the magic happens in this world exclusive Monkey video
Ashley 'The Intern' Does Mastermind!
Our cute American intern goes on Mastermind to test her British knowledge!
Ashley 'The Intern' Gets High!
For an educational sightseeing tour of Britain, that is...
Ashley 'The Intern' Goes Driving!
Our intern takes on London traffic in a driving lesson!

Eye Witness

How People in the 40s Predicted 2009
This is how folk in the 1940s saw the future. How wrong they were!
Epic Brazilian Robbery Caught on CCTV!
Brazil isn't renowned for its top-rate policing but this scene takes the biscuit. At least 25 masked men stormed a bank in Sao Paulo, hacked the crap out of ATM
World's Worst Riots: Pelican Bay Prison
This prison in northern California houses the state's most violent gang members. This was the worst violence the prison had ever seen
World's Worst Riots: South Korea Pohang 2006
Riots like this are commonplace in South Korea. This one was during the labour Union strike that was deemed illegal