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Free Wrapping Paper
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Jen's Perfect Pins
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Sir Cliff's 'Bog Off' to Big Bro
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Invisible Camo Gear!
You won't be able to see it for s**t!
Bonkers for Conkers
Kids spend all autumn accumulating a massive stash
Vorderman's Country BallsEx-Countdown presenter names country manor after testicular anagram
Jan 2009
Porn Legend Jeremy's TV ShockerLohan lesbian comments spark new sex outrage at the Beeb
Jan 2009
Snowmobiling in IcelandCrazy snow-bound shenanigans in next week's Monkey, courtesy of Vin Diesel action flick
Jan 2009
Cute Pet of the YearRemember a pet's for life, not just for Xmas!
Jan 2009
Mel's Weighty Skate MelonsPage 3 legend's chest to hamper skating stardom?
Dec 2008
Drink Safe This XmasIt doesn't always pay to get truly blottoed
Dec 2008
Free Wrapping PaperFestive wrapping made easy!
Dec 2008
Bush Shoe Recovered!Is this the truth behind the George Bush shoe hurling?
Dec 2008
Jen's Perfect PinsChat-show furniture is envy of the world...again
Dec 2008
Alexandra's Sex BanX-Factor winner urged not to get X-Rated
Dec 2008
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Dec 2008
Last Minute Xmas Gift Ideas?Okay, how desperate are you...
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Tottenham Boy Band!Footballers target Xmas spot stardom
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Rooney's Earn-Ometer!It pays to look like a jacket potato!
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Sir Cliff's 'Bog Off' to Big BroBrit public denied opportunity of watching legend take a piddle
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Italian Job Goes BollywoodMust-see film of 2009!
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Eastenders are 'Fat and Ugly'Cheeky Davro unveils world's worst pulling technique
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Hardman Charles Bronson Revealed!Scientists expose truth behind notorious criminal Charles Bronson
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Winehouse's Hubby Invents New SportBlake Fielder-Civil fails drugs test 0.178274 seconds into freedom. Champion!
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Jungle Song WarsMusical geniuses now set for chart battle after taking I'm A Celebrity by storm...
Dec 2008
Job of the Week: Female PlumbersThe fastest pipe unblocker in town!
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Sly Spector Goes for Killer CutMusical murder suspect comes out guns-blazing with dated Rambo barnet
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Santa and Elves Brutally Beaten!Riots, fights and crying snowmen in Dorset's 'overpriced' Lapland. 'Tis the season to be jolly!
Dec 2008
Invisible Camo Gear!You won't be able to see it for s**t!
Nov 2008
Bonkers for ConkersKids spend all autumn accumulating a massive stash
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