Man Utd Should Look to Bahrain for the New Ronaldo!
What's good enough to beat Uzbekistan 1-0 in a World Cup qualifier, must surely be good for, um, Manchester United. (Hang on did we write that correctly)?
This guy may not even cost a fraction of Ronaldo's £80m Real Madrid fee, but he can strike a ball just as sweetly. Peach of a free-kick!
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