R Kelly's Amazing Pulling Technique - No Lady Can Resist!

Hats off to hip-hip lothario R. Kelly. The silky-tongued US star was pulling out all the come-to-bed stops at Mo*vida's Belvedere IX launch in London last week. According to The London Paper, he was overheard wooing a 'gorgeous blonde with the following poetic genius:

"Come back with me to my hotel. It's only seven minutes away. I haven't invited anybody else back. Well, maybe one or two girls...I want to make you feel good, like you never have before. I'm for REAL."

Then the near-deal clincher: [rubbing girl's back, gripping her hair]: "Do you like that? It's pain, but it's good pain, isn't it?"

Flawless stuff! Oddly though, it apprently did't work. Was it the aftershave?